Get ready for a date with your high school crush
Would you like to know what a bad game is? Well, download Hannah's High School Crush to get a quick and immediate answer. And if that is not bad enough, you also have to get a couple of high school students ready for the date they have set.
Sexist, boring, crappy and disgusting, yeah, the game has got it all
The game tends to perpetuate the status quo between men and women as we know it: wannabe hooligans, bikers, and tacky women, all of them equally lame. Your mission is to get a boy and a girl ready for their date. You will have to handle the preparations for each one. In other words, get a good make-up on her and take him to the car wash.
You will have to go to different places near the high school, so the girl can choose her outfit and he can tune up the car and whatever else. And of course, the nearest thing is a mall, because that is the place where most young people go to fool around and waste their time and money.
These are some of the features available in the game:
- Get Hannah ready for her first date by dressing her up.
- Go shopping with her.
- Take care of her hair, her makeup, and her manicure.
- Go to the hairdresser and create a beautiful hairstyle.
- Dress Jack up for the first date.
- Take them to the movies to see a romantic comedy or some crappy horror that is shameful rather than scary.
- Get Jack's car overhauled.
He is a coward and sent her a note because he has no guts for saying things face to face. Well, since she is an idiot too, she is gonna play that stupid game, and you have to help her answer him. How exciting!
In short, if you are reading this because you are looking for a game for your daughter, please do her a favor and download FIFA or Call of Duty: Mobile. Even if you are a girl wanting to play this game, do yourself a favor and get the FIFA or COD. You will thank me someday.
Requirements and additional information:
- Minimum operating system requirements: Android 4.4.
- Offers in-app purchases.
Elies Guzmán
With a degree in History, and later, in Documentation, I have over a decade of experience testing and writing about apps: reviews, guides, articles, news, tricks, and more. They have been countless, especially on Android, an operating system...
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