When you come face to face with a game of the likes of Soy Luna - Your Story, you don't really know what to write, provided that you want to say something positive. If you're lucky enough, you won't know anything about Soy Luna, so it's a good moment to stop reading. But if you're into hardcore, it's up to you to go ahead.
Disney, get away from our kids!
Well, it's basically a Disney Channel series developed in posh Argentinian school but with locations set in Cancun. All the girls wear checkered skirts, all the boys wear tweezers, and they both have to put on a blazer to go to school. And in the game, we'll get to know the real-life problems of and average teenager in this South American country.
The thing is that this bunch of snobs are all day on about their existential problems: Luna Valente with Matteo Balsano, Ambar Smith having a go at Simón Álvarez, Delfina Alzamendi and her problems with Gastón Perida... All the typical teenage nonsense that could do with some discipline from Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway.
So you arrive at Blake High School where its students seem to spend the entire day, despite living in three-story houses with gardens and swimming pools, whilst their fathers take care of running important businesses and their mothers spend the morning shopping. They've got domestic services to the dirty work. You're an exchange student and you have to try to mix in... so, you'll face up to huge personal challenges such as deciding whether to like a post or not on a social network, choose a decent hairstyle, and flirt with your new classmates.
Another good job done by Walt Disney.
And the best thing of all: it's a musical! So here you'll be able to listen to all the songs from all the episodes from the first and second season. Great stuff that you can also watch on YouTube if you can put up with it.
Our verdict: if you have to choose between downloading the APK of Soy Luna or going for a colonoscopy... don't forget to have a good wash first. However, it's a great game to remind you, if you're normal, all those things you hate about life.